Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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