I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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