Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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