And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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