3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
should my penis look like a turkey
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
