check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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