I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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