Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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