doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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