IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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