ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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