If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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