Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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