i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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