talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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