Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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