its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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