Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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