Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Let's get the cat blown out
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
