I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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