windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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