I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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