is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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