Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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