Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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