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(616): View more from Michigan

I wannas sexs uuuuu

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

HOT DATE.

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(360): View more from Washington

He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.

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(209): View more from California

She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.

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(631): View more from New York

I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"

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(989): View more from Michigan

Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.

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(917): View more from New York City

there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!

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