bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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