It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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