He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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