How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Someone shit on the floor
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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