Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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