If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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