i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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