After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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