Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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