normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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