I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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