Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
