Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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