i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
birth control should be required to get into college
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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