i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Randomize
