it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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