small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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