Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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