I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Plan B is the new Plan A
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Randomize
