i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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