Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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