dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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