come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
