Pants 0. Shit 1.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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