I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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