dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My feet surprised me
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