i wish semen tasted like chocolate
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
